Archive for May, 2009
Heidi Montag – Blackout
Posted on 15. May, 2009 by Karri Wells.
Heidi and Spencer officially tied the knot, went on honeymoon to Cabo and did what all new brides do, she made her first music video.
Watch at your own risk. Don’t get me wrong, Heidi is a beautiful girl, there is no denying that, but his made me want to throw up and die.
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Awkward Boners
Posted on 13. May, 2009 by Karri Wells.
Awkward Boners on the Beach
This is exactly what it sounds like, a blog dedicated to nothing except Awkward Boners. As someone who admittedly get’s a kick out of anything phallus shaped this might quickly become a favorite of mine.
I’ve included one of my favorite schlong shaped photos. Behold, Awkward Golden Tee. This was an actual photo taken by yours truly. I just wish I could remember what hole/course it was.
Do you have pics of awkward boners? Submit them to the Awkward Boner blog.
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Meat Cards – Hell Yes
Posted on 11. May, 2009 by Karri Wells.
Dear future employees/co-workers. Order a set of Meat Cards immediately, send me 10, and I will love you forever.
Your eyes are not playing tricks on you, Meat Cards are actual business cards lazer engraved on beef jerky.
This got me thinking. Why don’t they do this on crackers, fruit roll-ups and kraft singles? That’s way I’d always be prepared for a networking opportunity, and would constantly have snacks on hand. That’s a win/win situation for everyone.